I Believe At You, Puppy

humoristics:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

well too late for me

I prayed, it didn’t work :(

(Source: matchless, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
image

yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

(Source: greatjaggi, via dutchster)

michaelspimp:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM IS A CUTIE

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rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

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andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

(via dutchster)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via karkats-ass-makes-terezi-loco)

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via dutchster)